"Dickness Protection Program": Rachel is put into protective custody by the F.B.I. If she agrees to testify, the F.B.I. will let her fuck the agent sent to protect her. "Television Live": Scott settles down to watch his favorite porn star, Brooke Banner, on TV. Little does he know that his fantasy is about to become reality when she emerges from his television. "Couch Surfing Surprise": Johnny finds a website where people let travelers stay on their couches for free. When he travels to Canada, he ends up on his favorite porn star Eva Angelina's couch. "The British are Cumming": During Paul Revere's famous midnight ride, he received help from his favorite wench. She distracted the British by using her best assets. "Rescuing a Horny Pornstar" :Pornstar, Jenaveve, is captured by an evil alliance trying to ruin America by depriving them of their favorite porn stars. When rescue comes, she is hot and horny.