Sarah Shevon and Deviant Kade are so proud of their adopted son, Julius Ceazher. He’s been accepted by two colleges, but dad has a preference. Ceazher is happy to accommodate his pasty-skinned dad, but only if he’s allowed to fulfill adopted mom’s wish for a brown baby. Hilarity ensues, accompanied by a strange wholesomeness.

Parker Page is “The One,” according to wannabe director Satyr. He screen tests her with the help of Tyler Knight, who soon has her bouncing on his “big black dick.” Nonetheless, she accepts Satyr’s ring and anticipates a happy forever after.

Kelly Surfer misses her home and black ex-boyfriend so much she’s thinking a divorce may be needed. Hubby Jimmy Broadway hires Rico Strong to show her some local color, thus saving his marriage. Hurrah!