In the opening scene, the off-camera interviewer asks aspiring starlet Suzie if she's stupid. That pretty much sets the tone for another 'black dick for white whore' storyline. The overall impression is these guys don't like women very much.

The production values are disturbingly low, with little to no concern for lighting, sound, framing of shots or any of the little things that show you actually give a shit about the consumer. Here's an idea, when you're shooting on the ocean, get a windscreen for the microphone.

Least sexy line of porn dialogue ever: "Ease it in there! You've got a fucking fetus there! I'm giving birth to your cock!"

Also, eating pussy with your sunglasses on is not cool. It makes you look like a retard.

Retailing: Interracial fare on a boat for fans of black and white sex ... or yachting.