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Pornstars Like It Big 9

Released Jul 13th, 2010
Running Time 181 Min.
Director Uncredited
Company Brazzers
Distribution Company Jules Jordan Video
DVD Extra Bonus Scenes
Cast Scott Nails, Rachel Starr, Avy Scott, Jack Napier, Keiran Lee, Abbey Brooks, Janine Lindemulder, Johnny Sins, Jayden Jaymes, Courtney Cummz, Kagney Linn Karter
Critical Rating AAAA 1/2
Genre Vignette



In separate vignettes, porn stars prove why size matters. About to marry a guy with a small dick, Courtney Cummz is tempted by a well-endowed Elvis impersonator. Telekinetic nympho Avy Scott knows the only thing that can cure her is the same thing that ails her: big cock. Jayden James makes fun of the porn made in the '70s ... but changes her mind when she is transported back to 1975. And Janine Lindemulder finds a Ouija board and tries to summon up a giant cock.


Silly without losing its eroticism, Pornstars Like It Big 9 is one of Brazzers’ more ambitious outings, with five separate plots designed to enhance the sex. Funny in spots, some of the acting is quite good, and the collection of female talent is top notch.

In a futuristic Mad Max­-type spoof, porn stars can no longer get wet and the world has been robbed of its lube supply. Keiran Lee has a cock that can restore moisture, so when big-breasted blondes Kagney Linn Karter and Abbey Brooks experience this magic, they are insatiable, devouring Lee’s cock and fucking in every position that you can when two hot girls are involved. Abbey plays with Courtney’s clit while she’s being fucked reverse cowgirl style, Courtney and Kieran both eat Abbey’s pussy while he’s fucking her, and after Lee blows his load in Brooks’ mouth, she swaps cum with the eager Kagney.

No less stunning is a hilarious scene with beautiful bride Courtney Cummz, who trades in her small-dicked husband for the big-cocked Elvis impersonator who was supposed to solemnize the vows (Johnny Sins). Elvis bangs the slutty bride standing up, and they go to the floor for some reverse cowgirl and a huge facial across Courtney’s gorgeous kisser.

Avy Scott has telekinetic powers but is tied up in a straitjacket and confined to a padded cell. Special effects allow her to remove Jack Napier’s pants without using her hands, and the ensuing raunchy sex scene in the cell ends with Napier’s death. Trust me, it’s hot and sexy.

A disco vignette called “That 70’s Porn” features brunette, big-breasted Brazzers regular Jayden Jaymes making fun of the porn from the 1970s, only to be transported there for a scene with Johnny Sins. An expert blowjob precedes Sins fucking her tits and pussy and dropping a load on her face.

And Janine Lindemulder, displaying more tattoos from neck to toe than I’ve ever seen on a human being, plays a dissatisfied porn star who uses a Ouija board to summon up some large cock, in the person of Scott Nails. They rough it up, with Janine swallowing his large cock. He fucks her doggie-style, pulling her hair, and then in multiple positions before popping.

Brazzers deserves credit for upping the production value on its vignette releases. When the plots work, as they do here, it adds context and augments the sex. Great stuff. A bonus scene with Rachel Starr brings the running time closer to four hours.


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