Two hours of arty solo scenes, Fuck Myself unnecessarily and inexplicably arrives on two discs, although I have to admit that a few of these outings are among the best masturbation sequences I’ve seen.
Each of the nine girls’ scenes have titles such as "The Tease," "The Drunk," "The Experiment," etc. to put them into some context. Well "The Drunk" features Alexis Amore spilling wine onto her big boobs and pussy before she shoves a clear dildo in her snatch. Not seeming at all inebriated, she makes great eye contact with the camera. As in director Oren Cohen’s other features, water plays a defining role. Lovely Sara Sloane masturbates in the rain and loves the camera, as well.
The best scenes involve hot, big-boobed Jayden James, who puts a dildo between her tits and toes before fucking herself; the slutty, gorgeous redhead Nikki Rhodes (with a man’s tie and Xs taped over her nipples) salivating on her tits and using a vibrator on her clit and hole; and Capri Cavalli in a slow masturbation segment where she uses her fingers and dildo. The strangest scene involves Karlie Montana, with scars drawn on her face and body, in the rain again, using a vibrator on her open cunt. It might work better in a horror film, to be honest.
Since solo productions can’t offer enough sexual variety, the art direction, videography, make-up and pacing help move this one along. Since we get nine different girls in nine different scenarios, there’s probably something for everyone in this stylish release.