This movie starts out at tit level, with Real Housewives of New Jersey star Danielle Staub separating egg whites at her kitchen counter ... but that doesn't last long, as shortly, her boyfriend enters, ready for some action.

Sadly, their kiss is unseen, since he obviously doesn't want his face on camera, so viewers will just have to be satisfied with his taking off her top and bra, exposing her lovely (enhanced) tits, and pulling down her sweats to expose her pussy.

After a little tit play, they head for the bedroom, and viewers get a nice view of Staub's ass gliding up the stairs—and then her pussy as she bends over to remove her sweats completely.

Unlike many celebrity sex tapes, this gal knows exactly what she's doing—she even waves to the camera—and she really likes getting fucked. Shot mostly in POV format, we get to see Danielle playing with her tits and her clit piercing, then engaging in (condom covered) missionary, cowgirl, doggie, more mish and, after an "interlude," reverse cowgirl, regular cow, a little doggie ... and Danielle taking a pee on the toilet, then freshening up, still nude, in front of the mirror.

What's missing is any oral-genital contact—when that's happening, we get "interludes" of two to four minutes where the only thing on-screen is Danielle's bedspread or cupboard, while the soundtrack continues to record kissing and licking sounds, and Danielle's sexy moans. It's frustrating ... but when the camera returns to views of Danielle's smiling, sex-sated face, all is forgiven.