Horny Black Mothers 5 is a series of well-shot [but dumb] scenarios with uniformly hot ethnic balling. However, somebody just needs to make up their mind what the release is all about! The cover claims “Big Butt Certified,” yet Nikole and Sunny are pulling average-sized cabooses. None of the gals (except the latter) look like they’re of MILF age. And all but the Kahfee/Michaels scenario really have nothing to do with motherhood.

If genre confusion doesn’t faze your clientele, HBM5 provides eminently tuggable ethnic encounters. Cinna Bunz and her partner take first place with a hot rectal ride; with the aforementioned Kahfee/Michaels hookup a close second. Mo Wetta takes the prize for suffocating face-sitting action.

Retailing: Basic ethnic boning with a slight MILF/big azz edge.