Cars and porn go together like … well, they don’t really go together, but that doesn’t stop porn-producing car enthusiasts from trying to combine their passions every so often. Motor Birds is easily one of the best car/porn movies that we've ever seen, with the ever affable Ben Dover offering a little info about what makes each car special before quickly pointing out that the women are pretty special too.

For instance, the Porsche Turbo 911 goes from 0 to 60 in 3.4 seconds—but Ben acknowledges that what people really want to know is how fast Stacey Saran and Vanessa Hill go (pretty damn fast, and from the looks of things, they offer an extremely smooth ride). Valerie Pearl, who looks great on the cover, puts on a show with two guys that is sure to get even the most fainthearted viewer’s engines running strong.

Overall, it’s a solid production with some great performers … there’s the cars, too, if that’s what you’re into.  But even without the cars this would be a great movie.