What a fantastic idea! Redheads, as a specialty category, have been all but ignored. Another scarlet-centric vid in the mix can only make RH fans happier, right? Wrong! In comparison to this expectation-deflating release, everybody (else) does it redder.

Not all of these gals are true redheads. Some are strawberry blonde, dishwater red, or just plain fakin' it. Lack of red pubes is a distinct giveaway.

Bottled redheads have roughly the same appeal as a tit-job does to the purist pornographer. It makes sense, then, that aside from the literal redhead part of the equation, 50 percent of the genre's appeal is derived from the fact that the carpet is supposed to match the drapes!

In both cases, Nikki Rhodes and Brittany O'Connell (great to see ya back, honey!) are exceptions rather than the rule. However their scenes are forgettable, mainly because these babes aren't serviced the way they deserve.