Sure, send a woman to college. Give her higher education. Pay her tuition. Boy, what a crock. Because you know what they do once they get there, mom and dad? Your honnies are joining sororities and they're learning tricks you never taught 'em at home. While you're busting your butt paying the bills, baby girl's getting drunk and participating in foul, forbidden rites in which lads are forsaking their manhood, taking it up the ass and becoming little bitches. This is what you've taught your daughters and why our country is in the shape it's in.