After their tank breaks down outside her mansion, Russian soldiers Sascha and Mick Blue ask "Serra Paylin" (Lisa Ann) if they can use her phone to call the Kremlin.

"I'm sorry, I don't speak Russian," Lisa replies.

"Kremlin — it means 'tow truck," Mick tells her ... and of course, within moments, the naïve Alaskan is sucking both guys' dicks with gusto and bouncing on each guy's peg before taking their spew on her glasses.

Super-cutie Holly West tries to prep Lisa for an upcoming debate, but finally concludes she's an "airhead." But it's a different kind of head Holly's interested in when she strips down for "Todd" (Alec Knight). Breathlessly, she takes his cock every which way, in both holes ... and in an homage to his wife, Alec cums on Holly's glasses.

But Alec's not the only one stepping out of that marriage. Lisa flashes her jugs at hubby's business partner Lee Stone and asks, "What are you waiting for? Congressional approval?" Lee licks her slit, then plows it missionarily, doggie, reverse cowgirl and spoon.

Lisa then flashes back to her college days at the University of I-Da-Ho, where the young Serra (Sindee Jennings) spreads her legs for Prof. Evan Stone so he can chow down on her snatch.

"Be slow with me," she asks as he slithers his cock toward her pussy ... but she takes his length and moans for more, more, MORE!

The finale has a Clintonesque Nina Hartley licking Lisa's pussy while she's giving a speech, and before long, "Condi" (Jada Fire) has joined in for a top-notch lick-and-dildo fest.