During the "Gapeman" theme song, B. Pumper delivers his brand of angry Rasta rap, claiming the girls won't be able to "shit" after he's done with them. Or perhaps, they won't be able to not. Pumper loosens up every sphincter on the disc for fully dilated, close-up wide-angle shots perfectly suited for the armchair proctologist.

The superfluous set-ups are often corny. For example, Britney Stevens starting off her scene as a fire inspector giving a dildo-laden house a walk-through. But the five-alarm hardcore is nothing to laugh at. These girls are gaping pros and prove it many times over.

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