After a few minutes of virtually any porn, it's pretty easy to see where the whole release is going. Not very often does a show beginning with zero production values, low energy and a penchant for repetition suddenly gain all those values and spring into balls-out, mind-searing high-end action.

Milf Eye 2 bolsters our point. It begins and ends on the same note — disingenuous gonzo pickup scenarios which lurch into blah seductions and assembly-line sex. Director Rico copped another "A" rating point in volume one because we gave him the benefit of the doubt; if he keeps on cranking out Sapphic boredom-fests like this, we'll call 'em as they are. Old footage (i.e. Bonus Scene) from Couples Seduce Teens is better than the new stuff.

Retailing: MILF/lipstick lesbian filler.