Perhaps the Brits have a different standard for "kinky," but this title hardly goes the outre route. What it does offer are a few girl-next-door types (here, West Dorchester subs for Des Moines, Iowa) whose prettiness outweighs their proclivity for unusual sex. A plainer plumper is slightly more adventurous; taking a beef injection up the ass.

That leaves Honey Tai to provide most of the kink. We've all heard that British food sucks, but what are we to make of her preponderance for eating her partner's anal mutton chops and shrimping his toes? In fact, anything that goes near this beefeater's mouth disappears like a golf ball through a garden hose - including his lucky nob. Smooth videography helps it all go down easy.

Retailing: Fresh Brit meat/specialty lite.