Bang Productions delivers another self-indulgent vehicle that's barely worth the price of admission, unless your clientele are really into Czech girls.

The director bops around the Republic, “bumping into” strange women who are willing to be taken behind the proverbial barn — in this case, some ancient East European tourist trap — to suck his dick. Now to get to this point of action, viewers will have to dig their way through a bednička of insipid small talk with babes who sound like Bela Lugosi. (Grainy POV footage and unsatisfactory angles capture such Kodak moments.) A public toilet encounter is OK. Czech please!

Retailing: POV/public sex/Eurotrash fans.