Big Phat Onion Butts 3 features, thankfully, large ebony asses, and not asses that in any other way resemble onions ... other than that the sheer volume of dumpitude might make you cry.

There's one decent scene here, and it features Kelly Starr, who looks really good bouncing up and down on a big, black dick, working that ass for all it's worth, and, based on raw tonnage, it's probably worth quite a bit.

Sadly, however, the rest of the title can't measure up. Oh, sure, there's a lot of ass here, but that doesn't make it good. It's kind of just average.

Retailing: With the series.