Solid woodsmen and a cast of go-for-broke broads should stack up a little bit higher, but Mom's gets the jizz-job done, albeit somewhat inconsistently. Of all the hookups, it's the last that comes in as best, when John Strong wrassles with an equally fervent Regan Anthony. Not that there's anything new to report ... but good chemistry that's worth noting.

Also worth noting is the fact that as a cream pie release the bull gravy just doesn't make much of a splash. Maybe these guys work too much, but the loads are not quite what (we think) spooge fans are salivating to see. At least the ladies are age-appropriate.

Retailing: MILF/fake tit fans.