A just-for-kicks visit to a haunted house leads to sexy shenanigans in this silly romp from Sex Line Sinema. Marcus London gets a slobbery blowjob from Amber Rayne before plowing her through the back door, but then she disappears without a trace! Things get stranger when he runs into Eric Masterson, whose goth girlfriend Brooke Belle has also vanished. Turns out the house belongs to she-devil Nicki Hunter, in a cheap Elvira wig, who is out to make all the men her trophies.

It's all lighthearted, goofy fun, like a Scooby-Doo cartoon with fucking but no talking dog. Sadly, the sex just isn't that hot, though London and Rayne certainly go at it like pros. Belle, especially, sleepwalks through her scene like she'd rather be anywhere else. Seems too much time was spent on the admittedly slight storyline, rather than on making strokable porn.

Retailing: Too much plot, too little passion makes this a wash.

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