Imagine Claudio Meloni as a Greek version of Charlie Chaplin's little tramp character - replete with funny moustache, straw hat and cane. "Endearing" is what we surmise Luger is reaching for. "Silly" is what it amounts to. Meloni's Greek accent sound-zah Italian; his ad-libs are tiresome, and the concept of a foreigner showing American girls how to enjoy anal sex isn't effective.
When the cornholing begins our interest is raised, though only to the degree that hired bum bangers can lift it. There's no denying Luger's ability to shoot 'core or the talent's ability to perform raucous reaming and knob goblin' A2M action. It's porn by the pound, but the cut is pretty choice.
Retailing: Anal sex and Rebeca Linares fans, watch out.
- Bradley Milton

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