Talk about ethnic no-brainers – big ass and big dick will put your bottom line in the black in no time. TAS doesn't shoot for the moon, but it achieves a dependable orbit around the gluteous globes of some thick black chicks.

Notable among them is Carmen Hayes, whose prodigious tits match her meaty hindquarters. Tearing it up with Hayes is Wesley Pipes. This dude's ongoing sexual patter seems to genuinely turn her on, and the evidence is obvious when her eyes roll back during orgasmic waves.

There comes a point when upturned ass shots begin to pile up like a foggy freeway collision. Smartly, Midas makes room for general audience-pleasing missionary action.

Retailing: Collectible foil-embossed slipcase cover; big-boob market.