A guy (Frank Gun) falls in love with a witch (Alsyon Rey) without knowing she's a witch, and it almost messes up his life. The story is set up via voiceover, but since the female narrator seems to be reading English phonetically, almost everything she says is incomprehensible. Ditto for most of the dialogue scenes.

Alyson is quite a beauty, and a pair of Eurasian cuties, Aisha San and Sai-Tai Tiger, have a fairly hot fourway with Eurostuds Raggi and Taylor. There's plenty of standard-issue, Private-style anal sex.

But the heavy Czech accents of most of the actors guarantee that the story makes no sense at all. "I don't understand nossing," says Frank at one point, and American viewers will most likely feel the same way.

Retailing: Weak Europorn outing, but the Private name may help.