Nurses in the real world and nurses in porn are clearly different animals. We prefer the porn variety. In porn world, nurses wear pink latex outfits, trashy fishnets and are receptive to anal sex.

Sandra Romain shows once again that her rectum can do nearly anything a vagina can. Mika Tan and Harmony also perk up their patients with their respective backdoor antics. Tyla Winn is intense and clearly skilled in the ways of sodomy.

Just be sure to stay out of hospitals yourself. Trust us, you're not going to get action like this at Kaiser.

Retailing: Porn nurses raise temperatures and do everything rectally.