Although John Holmes' infamy will help sell this title, not even porn's golden age icon can save this.

Holmes plays Nicky Butan, the owner of a stud agency that caters to Hollywood's bored female elite. The whole ordeal takes place on a houseboat as one girl after another climbs on board for some action. Most of the dicks are pretty soft, although Holmes has his good moments.

What's most striking about this title is how different Holmes looks on the box cover than he does in the movie. And none of the girls on the box cover actually make an appearance. The photography is top notch and will certainly help get this Holmes flick noticed, but it's ultimately misleading. Also misleading is the claim of a Holmes interview – which is nowhere to be found.

Retailing: Holmes is the selling point here.