Early into the show, comedian and co-host Greg Fitzsimmons jokes, "Any woman who puts two dicks in her asshole should get a plaque. Give them all plaques!" That sums up the spirit of the AVN show. It's not about winners or losers. It's about spectacle.

From the interviews on the red carpet, where Jessica Drake cups Janine's boobs, to watching Savanna Samson get emotional onstage as she confesses that most of her family is ashamed of what she does, the porn fan gets an insightful glimpse of the glitz and tits that is the adult industry in this porn star packed extravaganza.

Pre-nom: Best Alternative Release.

Retailing: Stock for fans of the adult industry.