This fifth release in Pink Visual's Bang Boat reality series sails through Hell and/or high water in its quest for fresh, slimy sushi, as five young starlets get the ol? pillage-and-plunder pirate treatment. While there aren't any Long John Silvers amongst the uncredited male cast, there are plenty of sliver-penetrating long dongs – and the wet, sloppy action aboard has nothing to do with the ocean!

Petite Morgan captains a threesome to start, and sexy Sunny Lane, now practically a household name, from sunny Florida follows, eager as beaver on a thick stick for the dam. Damn! The boys find Bailey in a coastal bakery, and they offer her "extra icing" for her sweet cinnamon buns (even though they ultimately cream on her face).

However, the real Kandy comes next, taking an interracial facial on the palatial craft's starboard aft. Melina calls for all hands on deck, and super-cute Sterling's pussy-lips part like the Red Sea.

Lackluster extras hurt for overall worth, but three hours of action easily compensates.

Retailing: Throw this all-natural lifesaver to eager fans of sand and surf, and note the appearance of Sunny Lane.