Taking the phrase "never a dull moment" to its literal extreme, Gash Bash barrels down the track without letup. There's more spanking, fingering, dildo?ing and strapping on-ing than half a dozen other Sapphic vids.

Its breathless pace may leave some viewers disoriented. The fact is, these babes look like lipstick lesbians, but they act like motorcycle mamas! Sometimes this over-the-top action goes too far – simple choking is enough, but when plastic wrap is used as a semi-suffocation device we tuned right out. Nor is there a single second of gentle, passionate kissing. Nevertheless, the Missy Monroe and Victoria Sin encounter is full of fancy footwork. Pre-nom for Best All-Girl Scene – Video.

Retailing: Diesel dykes will be bullish about it, too.