Nothing says fresh and wholesome slumber party sex like two freshly scrubbed girls in cotton underwear or pajamas, a comfy bed – and a side table stocked full of double dongs, vibrators, and dildos.

All of this aside, the box back is entirely correct when it states that "Stalin would be shocked" by the naked antics of these adorable post-Cold War cuties. After all, not only are these sweet and wholesome looking daughters of the Motherland stuffing various colored sex toys into one another's naughty bits – but they're sharing the darned things between them, as well. Apparently there are still some market shortages in the region.

Retailing: Sapphic frolicking for those who like their lesbians young and squeaky clean looking.