Hillary Scott and Amber Wilde play porno makeup artists who whimper and flee after they're framed by evil murderess Stephanie Tripp. A jealous porn star, Tripp perhaps speaks for women all over the world getting the shaft on the job, proclaiming: "I should be the contract girl! I suck a better cock! I'm better at anal!"

Tripp is great in this sexy, campy drama, but Nicki Hunter, as a dominatrix, might be the best actress in porn: She barks out orders as though she'd truly relish ripping off the dick off Mickey G. and frightens the little makeup artists trying to assimilate in Hunter's "House of Pain." Hot stuff.

Pre noms: Stiv Gators: Best Director – Video; Nicki Hunter: Best Actress - Video.

Retailing: Humor meets hardcore.