The all-anal House of Ass is Tom Byron's much-ballyhooed return to performing after a lengthy hiatus, and while it's great to see The Icon back in action, this is an inconsistent cumback vehicle, even with that pretty killer female cast.

The first two scenes, featuring Byron with Angelina Bonet and Lauren Phoenix, are, by Tom's own admission, nothing special. Hey, give the guy an H for honesty, if nothing else.

Things thankfully pick up from there though. The remaining five scenes, all shot after Tom lost considerable weight, stopped smoking and got himself back into fucking shape, range from decent to pretty good, though all are fairly casually paced and none flat-out scald.

The best of the lot is clearly Tom's turn with Kaylynn, one of the very sexiest women in all of jizzdom, looking better than ever with her year-old nose and boob job. Your customers are gonna have a hard time restraining themselves when, as Byron is deep in her butt in a doggy, she turns around, fixes him with a smoldering stare and says, "Oh my God, you have a big fucking cock." Tom manages to hold on for a few more minutes, but ultimately and inevitably hoses down her fine face but good.

Retailing: The box certainly could have spelled it out more prominently that this is Byron's big cumback. But maybe he feels it's the girls plastered all over it that will move it, and he's probably right.