Sixty seconds in and already it's out. "Holy fucking Minuteman, Batman!"

Cytherea seems, in both partner and fan, to regularly evoke such responses. The top-model Super Soaker stars in three of six scenes offered: one an Alexis Malone lesbian affair, the other two straight one-on-one. As for the rest, Kylee King gives head - and stands head and shoulders - above all.

Be wary, however, of one glaring and incomprehensible (phallic) fallacy: The title is a full half-hour short of the two hours quoted on the cover. Still, at approximately 94 minutes, most should have ample time to get off and on and off again.

Already our 2005 Best New Starlet, Cytherea's Strip Poker can only strengthen her pre-nom bid for Female Performer of the Year.

Retailing: Fans will be swimming as Cytherea makes another big splash!