To the strains of a sappy '70s style pop ballad - "You make me feel all squooshy inside" - Janine makes slo-mo love to two black men in a well-outfitted kitchen. Give her credit - she takes the monstrously hung Mandingo deep.

As a sexy MILF Janine looks great as she wanders around spying on younger fuckers with a drink in her hand. It's all her movie, with two boy/girl scenes, the interracial threeway and a solo. But her passion is dampened by the corny music and slo-mo editing.

Scenes are prettily shot (Joone was the D.P.) but about as arousing as a warm bath. View just before bedtime, and it'll get you in a snoozy mood.

Retailing: Janine's the selling point, pitch to her fans.