OK, so there's a masked man who pops up now and then, saves beautiful women from hunters or police, then his clothes disappear and hot sex ensues. Whatever, there's plenty of tall, model-like treats engaged in a variety of sex acts.

Private rarely disappoints with their aesthetic. Sometimes the videos become too pro, lack a little dirtiness that makes porn hot, but it's a minor complaint. The sets are perfect, the scenes are executed with the precision of a ballet, and Sandra Kay's tits are damn near perfect.

We couldn't really follow the plot to save our lives, but it was hot anyway.

Pre-nom for Best Foreign Feature.

Retailing: Add to your Private stock.