Daniel Craig is the new Bond, and Angela Stone, going by the cliffhanger conclusion of this one, is the new Squirtwoman. But we get ahead of ourselves.

At least for the time being, Goddess of Gush Cytherea holds onto the title, and in Squirtwoman 3 erupts with her usual Old Faithful-like dependability throughout five of six scenes, including a five-girl ho'-down and a pairing with Patrick Collins that's perversely hot just cause of the huge age difference.

There's also some funny bits involving Patrick trying to track down Cytherea, but not getting his calls returned. Ah, porn chicks.

Squirtwoman 3 is nominated for Best Squirting Title.

Retailing: Elegant's squirting titles consistently chart high.