Director/star and former real-life cop Joe Friday and Jack Lawrence play bad and good cops thrown unhappily together. Beyond that, there's not much plot to this technically flawed feature aside from a lot of discussions about how they don't trust each other, and Friday getting Lawrence laid, a lot.

The script by Friday has the hackneyed dialogue usually reserved for beginner improvisation classes. Friday and Lawrence's real-life wife Annie Cruz have charm and personality to waste, easily creating fun and sexy characters, though Lawrence would do better with a script to memorize.

After a torrid and sleazy romp with Tori Lane and Kelly Kline, Friday furthers his exploits as corrupt cop with Jenaveve Jolie, who looks awesome riding his pistol. Lawrence finally lets his guard down while Veronika Jett and Sofia Sandobar ride him hard in a motel room. But it's Cruz's feisty and energetic cellblock fuck with four cops that plastered a permanent smile on our collective puss.

Retailing: For the cop fetishists; your feature section.