Yeah, there's a story in here somewhere, something about girls marrying guys and then getting divorced and being loading and fucking all the time. Excuse this reviewer for not paying more attention to the plot, but it's really just an excuse to get to more of the sex, right?

In that spirit, we celebrate some fine scenes, led by Monica Mayhem, whose opening scene is the highlight of Housewives and could well be a contender come January.

Pre-nom: Monica Mayhem and Van Damage for Best Couples Sex Scene.

Retailing: Nice Asian amateur title.