"Grandma, what a big double dong you have!" exclaimed Little Red Clitoris Hood, who subsequently upturned the fairy tale tables and ate her Grandmother ..." OK, so it didn't go down like that. But it should've. Hell, we'd take Lady Macbeth's soliloquy over some of the dull and dry action found herein. None of the women are visually ID'd, so we can't give credit where credit is due - though if anyone deserves kudos it's the Photoshop artist who airbrushed the box cover.

At least one encounter is worth mentioning: When a younger gal takes a ride on her partner's dildo, the scene piqued our interest mainly because the strap-on is strapped to the oldster's thigh rather than her pelvis. (Don't wanna break a hip, huh?) The rest of the material is bland, and the unchanging location doesn't render any of the scenes distinctive.

MWYG14 isn't about to bring any converts into the wrinkled fold of over-40 action.

Retailing: Toy fiends may want a look.