In the old days, the mere existence of an ethnic/anal vid was cause for celebration for genre fans, but these days, cutting-edge cornholing occurs on a weekly basis. In other words, "good" isn't good enough anymore - and Cruisin' barely qualifies as good.

Best of the bunch features Chyanne and L.T., who generate some funky chemistry. The rest of the cast are too blasé about their work, and in this business, we cut no slack for slackers.

Retailing: Simple ethnic filler.