Trannies Suck Big Time certainly wastes no time getting to the plot of the feature, with a blonde she-male on her knees within the first 20 seconds. There is some arguing, but, sadly, it's impossible to discern over what. No matter, there's cock sucking going on, so it's all good, right?

Well, not really. The first scene is the best in this blow average feature, which contains some jumpy footage destined to take you right out of the show for good, and a whole lot of washed out footage which is impossible to make any sense of. There might be good sex down there, but you'll be too annoyed to try.

Retailing: It's going to be a challenge not to get complaints about this one.