Even money on either the Pool Guy or the Pizza Guy as the world's oldest porn scenario. Here the producers treat it reverently - like a newly discovered Shakespeare play. By any other name, stupid is still stupid.

Ignoring the stale premise, BSP3 offers a sweet selection of pie. Savannah Heart, your typical girl next door, makes her debut appearance with a modest missionary hump. While the delivery isn't consistently hot enough, there's plenty to go around, such as Erin, Dani and Red, spicier performers who enjoy that extra helping of choad cheese.