This is a hodge-podge of talent and technical abilities, usually on the downgrade side of things, with no way to tell which girl is which, and some scenes look like they've been culled from the '80s vault. Quick, jerky camerawork and editing, out-of-synch audio track at points, and shadowy or washed-out lighting cause this mishmash of scenes to plod along.

The only thing Darlin's opener teaches us is that plenty of bug spray is de rigueur when fucking outdoors; flies on cootchie is just nasty. The only notable scenes are the last two; an energetic threeway, followed by a beautiful rose-tattooed girl, who sucks like a pro and fucks with the energy of a freight train.