Eric Edwards remembers the days when he used to bang cheerleaders in the ass so they could remain virgins - and he can't figure out why wife, Rose Marie, is so damned fond of her big teddy bear. She reminds him that it was a gift from a mutual friend who died in the military, which sends them both down memory lane and ultimately inspires them to invite the old crowd over for some nostalgia, free love and butt sex. There's even a little bit of lesbianism tossed in for spice, although both lezzies turn out to be wildly bisexual.

The sideburns are long, the hair is big, the pubes are carpeted, and the camerawork is just as blurry now as it was when this fluffy bit of fornication was originally released.