Perhaps Hexxed makes sense in its original language version, but we're lost in the dubbed translation. Allegedly it concerns retired gigolo turned chaste. (There's also a dubious movie-within-a-movie subplot that does naught but cram in a few unmotivated encounters.) Why? Who knows.

When Mr. Gig invites a few attractive couples over to his lush estate for a similar lifestyle conversion, the expected occurs. It's all bland and mechanical, but the babes are uniformly hot. Tony Riba mixes it up with Sophie Evans in the best of seven bouts. Before the sun can even set on their first evening of celibate bliss, her diaphanous nightie arouses his desire to take her temperature the hard way.