Few video titles in recent memory can match the sheer pulchritude of Dirty Little Ass Sniffers in Bondage. If only those 10 syllables lived up to their promise. To be sure, those expecting an hour of humiliating butt inhalation will be disappointed, even though Talia Monet does get her crack worshipped for at least a few minutes by her submissive co-stars, D'Arby and Anastasia Pierce, both bound in electrical tape. The black X's over their eyes are an especially poignant touch.

Though all the vignettes unfold in the same cheesy, well-lit apartment, the second offering with hog-tied Anastasia rolling around the shag rug wearing nothing but a pair of heels and a wild-eyed grimace is by far the most enticing. Perhaps it's the sight of her freshly shaved snatch festooned with metal clamps that gives this scene that certain je ne sais quois , even if she isn't really as much of a dirty little ass sniffer as some perverts would like.