This period-piece tale unfolds with three heavily accented, uniformed men talking in a doorway. A well-dressed woman approaches and shoots the fourth officer, who was peeing in my bushes. The distressed damsel is restrained and taken away, where her fate is discussed at a roundtable meeting. She expresses no remorse, but instead divulges the tale of a marriage gone wrong. So it goes, the poor petticoated maiden was forced to submit to her stern husband's sexual demands. Whether it was hiking up countless layers of crinoline to offer up her ass or sucking his dick while he was seated, she was at his beck and call.

There are other similarly thematic scenes, but none is quite as fun as the first.