The title has a nice ring to it, and so does that roster of starlets. Actually, talk about cornering the market in one fell swoop: adorably quirky Tyla Wynn, rough-sex Renaissance woman Melissa Lauren and the inimitable Lauren Phoenix.

Septo's handheld handiwork and hands-off approach works best in Lauren's double-penetration. She accosts two swinging pricks with every hole and ounce of energy she's got. The toe sucking and salad tossing is just a bonus with no signs of fatigue in sight. There's a token riling rampage from Lauren Phoenix, whose plunge into anal-depravity with Lee Stone contains repeat stroke value.

Pre-nom Melissa Lauren for Female Performer of the Year.