While we couldn't get the subtitle function to work on our review DVD, the dialogue of the less-than-supernatural sex romp remains unnecessary to appreciate its highly simplistic plot.

When Vava (the only credited performer) answers an ad for a maid, she winds up becoming the house incubus of a vampiric landlord. By day, she submits to a degrading series of laborious tasks (carried out in a skimpy uniform). At night, Vava dons a cape red vinyl costume to fuck, then suck the viscous life out of her horny victims. Naturally, the sticky specimens are collected for her mistress's life-sustaining dinner.

Essentially, it's a riff on Dracula - a premise that has endured countless variations with varying degrees of success. The stakes are pretty low with this version, which is told from the POV of a female Renfield. While Queen avoids outright camp, its sunny apartment interiors fail to raise hackles, and the sex hardly raises wood. The material takes off like a bat out of hell when the submissive/foot fetish scenes arise. Unfortunately, they're fleeting as twilight.