Reviewers of previous volumes have mentioned the fact that most of the Shave Me girls are scarcely hirsute to begin with; rendering their subsequent quim-trimmings rather pointless. Well, to paraphrase John Kerry: This bush offers more of the same, but now, the rating reflects the bald truth (non to mention the inevitable disappointment of unsuspecting customers).

A mild prison-themed hump between Lisa Harper and Rod Fontana manages to raise the bar ever so slightly. Shamelessly, the finale drops the defoliation pretense entirely, replacing it with a lame solo.