The ritualistic spewing of man mucous in copious quantities seldom allows leeway for heart-to-hearts with the talent. Prior to being basted in baby batter, each girl displays her goofier side. "We're Cockneys, so we love cock" coos the ravishing unrepentantly cum-craving Roxy Jezel.

Smitten by the Picasso-esque possibilities of spunk, director Wang uses the faces of such personable lasses as Leah Luv as his canvas on which he uses cocks to paint his masturbatory masterpiece!

At three and a half hours, five cum-conjuring cuties perform oral, do up d.p.s, lick man-sphincter and meditate on the medicating qualities of jizz-to-skin exfoliation. Pre-nom Wang's carnally depraved carnival for Best Gonzo Series.