There was a time when wry bartenders used to banter around the phrase "name your poison," but these regulars stick with the same old brand: foamy jizz on tap. While a moderate amount of shaking occurs, there's little stirring worth more than a shot glass-sized comment.
Each encounter's heat is clearly diminished by the inevitable cup-clogging climax. Natural babes like Jolean and top-heavy Brooke attempt (with some success) to get their buzz on as early as possible taking a few pokes in the ass before the cum-soaked cocktails killed the mood. Try as they might to send it down the hatch with a forced smile, our venerable instincts detected that the girls thought the brew tasted more like a side of sour salad dressing.