This Spanish wall-to-wall pays homage to an era when women ruled the Pharohs. In the opening scene, a woman dressed in complete Cleopatra garb seduces a robe-clad warrior. The whole scenario is ridiculous and, despite their best efforts, isn't all that erotic. She lures the helmet head into her tent, where they dine on one another and fuck doggie and cowgirl.

Next scene: couple and a bearskin rug. Yep, it's as cheesy as it sounds. And to really push the envelope, there's a lesbo-erotic threesome scene. Anal and d.p.s are nice, if you can tune the thematic factor out.